Dear Ugly Plants

Dear Super Ugly Plants in my front yard, I know that my dearest husband picked you to be in our front yard, and when he did I wasn't to pleased however I let him plant you thinking I might be wrong. Well I'm still right, your still ugly. Your the only plants that I do not fertilize and your the ONLY plants that keep growing bigger and bigger. Please grow a tad slower so that I can replace you with a little something more glamorous. All my Love, Kelly

(This weed looking thing, my daughter runs over with her mustang. It keeps growing back.)

( This is my husbands "must have" it's some Mexican desert plant, it started to die off and suddenly is coming back from the bottom)

(This "Purple Plant" is just about as tall as me, makes a good picture, but still out of control"